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<Receive phone call I’ve been waiting for for three days>
Him: Happy Valentines day!
Me: Happy Valentines day!
Him: So, what’s new?
Me: Oh, you know, politics, writing, arguing about religion. Atheism and objective morality, that sort of thing…
Him: …what?
Suddenly remember that we’ve never discussed this particular topic before.
<Three hours of arguing later…>
Him: The freaking ball has innate properties! It rolls!
Me: No! God put them there!
Him: Hitler! Nazis! I’m right and you’re wrong!
Me: Auugh!
<phone dies>
Text: Miss you. Talk to you on Sunday.
<Ten minutes later>
Me: …Did he just call me Hitler? On Valentines day? That bastard. We are so arguing about that on Sunday.
Freaking atheists.